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Rusty Jackhole
When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
Rusty Jackhole by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019
jacole
a very kind thoughtful girl who thinks about others and not her self, she can be very mean if provoked, but most of the time shes nice, has a beautiful smile and can steal somebodys heart in a heart beat, she doesnt really trust a lot of people and if she trusts you your lucky. she has a kind heart but falls for the wrong people at time. she is a true friend
jacole by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffaaa March 8, 2013
Toxic Jackhole
A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.
I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.
Toxic Jackhole by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011
jackhole
To clarify, it was Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla who invented the word while they were working on the Kevin & Bean morning show on KROQ.
Ah, those were the days.
Ah, those were the days.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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