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Jaboozie 

1.To engage in the act of jacuzzi-ing while boozie-ing, and preferably getting naked with the opposite sex in hopes of straight crushing it or recieving at least a hand job

2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy
The Situation invited two hoes over to Jaboozie in hopes that the alcohol and his half naked body would seduce them into offering their flower and/or anus's
Jaboozie by Pyreking September 8, 2010
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A term for a black person(s) who looks like they were picked up out of the jungle of Kenya and dropped in your neighborhood.
Look at those jabooga's over there.

Oh great... another jabooga.

Look at the little baby jabooga's in the park.
jabooga by John Torturn August 4, 2006

Jaboozle 

When you dip your balls into a cup of beer or other liquid, then a female (or dude) blows into a straw and it tickles your balls.
Yo, we were playing beer pong last night and this slut gave me a Jaboozle.
Jaboozle by Game of Whores November 30, 2011

Jaboobalings 

The act of being cute and innocent. Normally for animals or babies.
He's just a jaboobalings!
Jaboobalings by sunilking23 January 7, 2017
when you consume alcohol in a jacuzzi
let's get jaboozied tonight
jaboozy by collin ballister January 2, 2005
Jahooza is a substitute word for phrases such as Holy Shit, Holy Fuck, Holy Jeebus, etc.
Holy Jahooza I got drunk beyond all reason last night.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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