Jaboofa
When you stick a chicken skewer in an old man's urethra on a Sunday morning instead of going to church
Jaboofa by Octavia Moon November 30, 2020
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Jaboofa • Jabooda • jabooba • Jaboobalings • Jaboodajabong • Jaboofer • Jabooffin • Jaboofus • jabooga • jabooga-booga
Jaboobalings
Jaboobalings by sunilking23 January 7, 2017
jaboogaly
An humanoid bipedal alien, it is usually darker skinned than humans and has very small eyes. They are found on the Planet Jaboog, and they mate by having the Alpha Male Jaboogaly dig himself a large hole in the ground, then after a few days of releasing pheromones into the atmosphere every single female jaboogaly is in the hole. After all the females are in the hole the alpha make exploades in a hellstorm of pleasure and reproductive juices. the leftover reproductive juices spawn the next generation of Jaboogaly. Jaboogaly hives have begun popping up on earth in places such as Japan, China, and a few small ones in America and across the world. the Average Jaboogaly can only be killed by a grain of rice to the heart or an Atomic Blast
Jabooda
Jabooda is one of those things that can be alot of things, often related to things like 'whatchamacallit, thingamajig' and so on.. But Jabooda is a deeper kind of 'thing', an almost spiritual unknown, much more precious than any 'thingamajig'. Next time you have one of those profound, enlightening, deep thoughts that actual words cannot convey the beauty or importance of, just describe it as Jabooda to yourself, and friends.
jabooba
A female friend with nice breasts.
Note: the other word in relationship with this is a "joboba", which is a mostly male friend.
This form as in other languages such as spanish, the female form always uses the letter "a" as opposed to an "o"
Note: the other word in relationship with this is a "joboba", which is a mostly male friend.
This form as in other languages such as spanish, the female form always uses the letter "a" as opposed to an "o"
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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