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A semi pro ultra mellow athlete who is due for a 3 point shot, homerun at bat or touchdown pass. A Jorgy finds peace and tranquility in Call of Duty, Comedy Central and all things Racially incriminating.
I always get stuck with Jorgy on my team. Here comes the losing train.
Jorgy by African Canadian October 10, 2012
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Orgy of Jews, often taking place in New York City
Oi!Oi!Oi!
Is all i heard from the room in which my twenty homsexual rabbis were having a jorgy.
jorgy by Hanz Vinkler August 21, 2007
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The act of having an orgy with two or more sexy men that go by the name Jordy. Both Jordy's must also have their names spelled J-O-R-D-Y and it must also be a nickname for their real name spelled J-O-R-D-A-N.
Jordy number one and Jordy number two decided that it was time for a jOrgy with both of their girlfriends and several other hoes.
jOrgy by GANDALFtheGREY78 February 2, 2007
An orgy where only Jews are invited and allowed to participate
P1:"I don't enjoy fucking anyone except Jews."

P2: "It sounds like you'd be a good candidate for a Jorgy."

"My mom will be much happier knowing that I only engage in Jorgys."

P1: "I ass fucked that chick with the Jewfro at the Goldberg's last Jorgy."
P2: "Which one?"
Jorgy by lastwhorestanding August 11, 2014
An orgy where each member is a certified judge over the card game, Magic the Gathering. Typically occurs during large conventions or competitions that require the presence of a large judge staff.
Once we’re done with this RCQ, grab your things and we’ll head over to the jorgy.
Jorgy by Toatoa123 October 30, 2023

kurious Jorge 

Jorge Antonio Alvarez (born May 1, 1970), better known by his stage names Kurious or Kurious Jorge, is an American hip hop recording artist from New York City.

Kurious is of Puerto Rican and Cuban descent, and grew up in the Upper West Side neighborhood called Manhattan Valley. In 1993, he appeared on Pete Nice and DJ Richie Rich's album Dust to Dust. The duo helped Kurious get a record deal with Columbia Records via Bobbito and Nice's Hoppoh imprint. In 1992, he released his first single, "Walk Like a Duck". Then he signed a contract with Sony Music. In 1994, Kurious released his critically acclaimed debut album A Constipated Monkey.

In 1999, he reemerged on MF Doom's album Operation: Doomsday on the track "?" and contributed a track to a Monsta Island Czars mixtape, under the alias Biollante. Kurious later explained that his contract with Sony was "terrible" and that he "had to wait it out to get out of it.Amalgam Digital reissued A Constipated Monkey with bonus tracks in 2007. In 2009 he released his second solo effort II, which featured the singles Back From Up Unda , Back with V.I.C. , Sittin' in My Car and Drinks In The Air.

Albums
1994: A ConstipatedMonkey (Hoppoh/Columbia)
2009: II (Amalgam Digital)

Singles
1992: "Walk Like a Duck"
1993: "Uptown Shit"
1994: "I'm Kurious"
2001: "All Great"
2009: "Benetton" (feat. MC Serch and MF Doom)
2009: "Back With V.I.C."2009: "Sittin’ In My Car"
Rapper Kurious Jorge was on a episode of Yo MTV raps Back in the day.
kurious Jorge by Blu_leef July 2, 2022

Jorge Foreman Grill 

mexican george foreman grill but instead of a heated press device, a car or truck is used. Pop the hood of a running automobile place your meats on the highest metal points close and latch the hood then drive it around the block a few times or rev the engine in the driveway. Works best on on a preheated motor, it really knocks out the fat at 70 mph. It will look like your dripping oil onto the road but you know better then that. If you see a car getting chased by dogs, they are just making dinner. Cars run on gas, the American George foreman grill runs on wall. You cant cook authentic Mexican food on wall.
WAIT WAIT POP the clutch Maria, !! ..i thought you knew how to cook women. !

you see why i never let anyone use my jorge foreman grill, it needs a tranny and some tires.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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