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A semi pro ultra mellow athlete who is due for a 3 point shot, homerun at bat or touchdown pass. A Jorgy finds peace and tranquility in Call of Duty, Comedy Central and all things Racially incriminating.
I always get stuck with Jorgy on my team. Here comes the losing train.
by African Canadian October 10, 2012
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Orgy of Jews, often taking place in New York City
Oi!Oi!Oi!
Is all i heard from the room in which my twenty homsexual rabbis were having a jorgy.
by Hanz Vinkler August 17, 2007
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The act of having an orgy with two or more sexy men that go by the name Jordy. Both Jordy's must also have their names spelled J-O-R-D-Y and it must also be a nickname for their real name spelled J-O-R-D-A-N.
Jordy number one and Jordy number two decided that it was time for a jOrgy with both of their girlfriends and several other hoes.
by GANDALFtheGREY78 January 30, 2007
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an orgy started by someone whose name starst with the letter j. usually a Jorge in which case theres the variation Ge'Orgy
You hear about Samantha and that j'Orgy she was in?
by Neager01 May 05, 2008
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An orgy where only Jews are invited and allowed to participate
P1:"I don't enjoy fucking anyone except Jews."

P2: "It sounds like you'd be a good candidate for a Jorgy."

"My mom will be much happier knowing that I only engage in Jorgys."

P1: "I ass fucked that chick with the Jewfro at the Goldberg's last Jorgy."
P2: "Which one?"
by lastwhorestanding August 11, 2014
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