jARGHons! 

jargon: speech or language that is incomprehensible or unintelligible; gibberish.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

jARGHons!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about jargon.

"jARGHons!" - says a pirate

jARGHons! by [e-mail] February 28, 2013

Jargonshpargon

The feeling of confidence before entering a situation where knowledge of a topic is needed

Person 1: You revise for that test we got later?
Person 2: Yes! I'm Totally Jargonshpargon!

Jargonshpargon by Benadude June 12, 2008

jargonstorming

Jargonstorming is like brain-storming, except the brain has been replaced by jargon. The jargonstormer (i.e., the speaker or writer leveling the jargonstorm at listeners or readers) frequently is unaware that they are not actually saying anything due to a lack of understanding of the underlying meanings of the jargon they employ as they fail to make any point; cynically, the jargonstormer is sometimes aware of this, and is leveraging the jargonstorm strategically to preempt meaningful contributions from others, by overwhelming those unfamiliar with the jargon and alternatively disgusting those who "see" through the jargonstorm to the point that the jargonstormer is not called to task for their transgression.

The following utterance is an example of jargonstorming: In order to properly agendize what we are doing such that we can maximize the synergies to leverage this window of opportunity, we need to strike while the iron is hot and keep pushing the envelope.

jargonstorming by learning2Bbrief November 24, 2010

Jargons 

Alien penises: normally more than one alien penis

"Oh yea suck those jargons!!"

Jargons by Sp00n April 5, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019