Jargons 

Alien penises: normally more than one alien penis

"Oh yea suck those jargons!!"

Jargons by Sp00n April 5, 2005

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

Jargon Jocker by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Apple Jargon 

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

Apple Jargon by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010

Jargon

Speech or writing having unusual or pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing, and vague meaning.

Slang or Lingo

"I'm just not up on all the jargon."

Jargon by SilverStar January 13, 2005

jargoneer

noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate).

Jargoneer: "Let's ideate around this, and get some high-level action items down"

jargoneer by Stratwich May 15, 2009

Jargonify 

The act of making up words, either in order to make oneself sound more inteligent, or for lack of a better word.

"I hate it when people Jargonify"
"Ya! Why can't they be more Vocabulous?"

Jargonify by Dave Swartz October 8, 2005

Jargon

Slang for slang.

Person 1: Yeah you know I think I got the Australian jargon down.
Person 2: Oh, so... slang?

Jargon by SlickSerpent99 April 8, 2017