Benadude's definitions

Toucan

You have a Toucan if the bit of skin between your balls and butthole ceases to exist

Fred: Where's your Gooch?
Ted: It ceases to exist! I have a Toucan!
Fred: WTF LOL

by Benadude October 16, 2008

Sexual Fag

Alternative Word for a Spliff usually used to disguise the reality of it being an illegal drug

Bob: Where you going?
Ted: I'm popping out for a sexual fag, you in?
Bob: Sure Am!
Ted: Cool!

by Benadude June 16, 2008

Jargonshpargon

The feeling of confidence before entering a situation where knowledge of a topic is needed

Person 1: You revise for that test we got later?
Person 2: Yes! I'm Totally Jargonshpargon!

by Benadude June 12, 2008