j.k

Used In internet or text slang, short for joke. Often said jk or jok.
Your such a GEEK! j.k, j.k j.k! Can't you take a j.k?
by Joe March 28, 2005
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J.K Rowling

Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.
Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”
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J.K. Rofling

Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing

A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.
Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...
by Ryan Ay July 27, 2007
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J.K. Lolling

A play on the English writer J.K. Rowling's (writer of the Harry Potter Series) name. It usually means "Just kidding, and I am laughing aloud at the same time" or just "I am currently laughing aloud".
Frank: Dude you're such an asshole sometimes, you know Sarah and I broke up last week.

Joe: I was J.K. Lolling (insert emphasis here).
by Baeowulf February 21, 2008
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j.k. livin'

standing for "Just Keep Living." Phrase often used by Matthew Machaunahey. Oriented with a hippie-voice and a laid-back attitude.
"J.K. Livin' baby... L-I-V-I-N..."
by tongue_in_cheek May 10, 2005
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J.K Rowling

An author who is having trouble cranking out new Harry Potter books.
Damn, he's pulling a J.K Rowling on us.
by LeonC January 28, 2003
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J.K. Loling

Openly making jokes about Harry Potter related books/movies in front of fans and responding with "J.K. Loling" in order to prevent that said fan from hating you.

In short: "I'm just kidding. Your reaction was funny, though."
guy: dude the harry potter movies suck, i could play the characters so much better even without a script, they are all stupid they suck so much

fan: WTF MAN IMMA KILL U

guy: J.K. Loling
by ssplice November 03, 2010
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