J-killa

Subject Of the poem "The Greatest" by Robert Riemer, J-killa got his name from his many feats of heroism and sexual mastery on the streets where he grew up (he is legally married to Kate upton). He has served as chief advisor under Abraham Lincoln and FDR, and is rumored to have written the Gettysburg address on a roll of toilet paper while he was taking a dump somewhere in Pennsylvania. His most astounding accomplishment, however, was undoubtedly his victory over Heavy Thway in a contest of length (j-killa's penis won by a margin of over 8 feet). In 2014, j-killa was preemptively elected in the presidential election of 2032.

"This is a great man. I love him."-- John Lennon

J-killa is a fucking boss

J-killa by Thaaaooo3 June 13, 2014

Jkilla 

Some WSB retard who likes to spam. Enjoyer of hentai

JKilla shut the fuck up about SOXL

Jkilla by WSB_Cancer August 4, 2022

jkilla 

whytenames on the WallStreetBets discord server. Named after the infamous jkilla account which was super annoying and a weeb (redundant, I know)

Is this another jkilla alt?

jkilla by GoBeavers August 26, 2022

JKILLA42009

A player on Minecraft bedrock who absolutely ruins servers, his only exception is the server “Outpost Vanilla Anarchy” He is known to ruin servers with his “partner” Jack.

“Yo JKILLA42009 just destroyed your server.”
“God damn it, we need better anti-cheat he’s too strong.”

JKILLA42009 by idc.toasty47 October 16, 2022