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"twist up a j-bar, i need to get stoned."
j-bar by M "H" H March 4, 2007
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Hey guys i rolled this J bar for us tonight!
J bar by smokeadinosaur January 3, 2011
True meaning unknown as of yet but it must suck to be one.
Quit being such a j bar
j bar by Hue Blackwell June 29, 2008
A blow job that occurs in a bar
I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!
bar-j by djcribage November 1, 2008

J-Bardin 

Holy shit! He's pulling a J-Bardin, he's walking across the telephone wire!
J-Bardin by jackelcrabs July 1, 2009

Pee-J the Barbarian 

Cult comic character. Wears a hat made from Jamaican booty and wields a seven foot long tumor. Popular amongst Ilford schoolgirls, and beileved to come to life if one was to whisper "shank me nessie" into a mirror three times.
"I wish Pee-J the Barbarian were here to shank up david."

" PJ the B got hit by a cat and shes in a french nightmare"

" Caz! get your bum off of my feet!"

barrie j davies 

Barrie J Davies was born in Wales and is currently based in Brighton. Barrie has been a practicing artist for over fifteen years and has had up to eighteen solo exhibitions, as well as over hundred & fifty group exhibitions worldwide. His artwork is owned by well known comedian Noel Fielding and has also featured in the second series of Channel 4 Comedy "Raised by Wolves" written by Caitlin Moran. In paint he uses a provocative, colourful psychedelic and humourous approach to expose the human condition: notions of success, money, glamour, love, death, sex, gender & religion are picked at with dry comedic use of tragedy meshed with absurdity.
barrie j davies by oobleyboo22 November 19, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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