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to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me
J Wood by ihjw247 April 26, 2011
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'Dirty J-Wood' • JWood • J a y black wood • jwoody • J.O.E • J.J. • J • J.A.P. • J.O. • j lo

'Dirty J-Wood' 

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

J a y black wood 

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
I just had the best j a y Black wood
J a y black wood by Galaxo March 14, 2023
The best fucking cracker in the world.
JWood boned my mom.
JWood by J Wood March 9, 2003
The Stinkiest of all people
jwoody by FART POOP POOP July 18, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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