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to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me
J Wood by ihjw247 April 26, 2011
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'Dirty J-Wood' J a y black wood JWood jwoody J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O. j lo

'Dirty J-Wood' 

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

J a y black wood 

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
J a y black wood by Galaxo March 14, 2023
JWood boned my mom.
JWood by J Wood March 9, 2003
The Stinkiest of all people
Jwoody stinks so bad bro
jwoody by FART POOP POOP July 18, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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