j p's 

This stands for junior puffers, or those who like to smoke pot but know nothing about the experience or the crowd that it attracts. Its also quick and easy to say in public. Also, It is more often used by junior puffers themselves.

1)The kids who throw up are the real live j p's.

2)Those jp's seem to be having a good time but also don't act very enlightened nor do they respect the herb.

j p's by goffish September 29, 2005

J.P.S.

Stands for "Jiggly Pig Slut", typically a teenage caucasian female who is slightly overweight, sporting tight, revealing clothing that squeezes out the fat from the top of her jeans.

"Look how defiantly that J.P.S. is chewing her gum"

J.P.S. by James LaSalle July 27, 2005

J.P.S.

J.P.S. noun; abbreviation for Just Plain Shit, a shorthand
way of indicating things are not going well, particularly in an environment where being too blunt might be hazardous to ones employment or perhaps a significant relationship

We looked at the blueprints, then remeasured the proscenium, and we all agreed that the architect's rendering was J.P.S.

J.P.S. by Mark W. Schlemmer July 16, 2008

J.P.S.

Jeep Positioning System

(otherwise know as a compass)

-"Hey, Jon, where are we now?"
-"Hold on just a sec while I check my J.P.S."

J.P.S. by wwhitte October 28, 2010

J.U.P.S. 

J.U.P.S.
Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

Synonyms include: ate up and soup sandwich.

J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

J.U.P.S. by reemyb September 7, 2021

J.U.P.S 

J.U.P.S.- Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

Also see: soup sandwich, ate up, hot mess

J.U.P.S by reemyb September 24, 2021

The P.J.s 

Projects, a form of housing tenure in which the property is owned by a government authority. Projects continue to have a reputation for violence, drug use, and prostitution.

In the P.J.s, my blend tape plays, bullets are strays - Nas, N.Y. State of Mind

The P.J.s by Ali Da Greatest January 27, 2009