goffish's definitions

shwillin b's

To drink beers at a fast pace so as to get drunk.

The guy who has 8 beer bottles in front of him after a 1 1/2 hour period of time is shwillin b's.

by goffish September 23, 2005

s'n p's

To be smoking pipes filled with marijuana. This defonition is refered to when the user would rather not directly refer to the meaning of his or her own statement to the public, before or after the action of smokeing marijuana.

The young friend said to the other whilst in front of a parent or guardian, "last night we were just watching a movie and s'n p's". Usually such a statement is followed by laughter or a comment about what they might have meant by what they said.

by goffish July 20, 2008

texthole

One who writes redundant, illogical, or pointless comments in an internet chatroom, blog, e-mail, magazine, book or any other form of text.

The texthole acted like he or she thought that what they were writing was valuable although their words were pointless in reality, thus taking up the readers time and or webchat space.

by goffish July 20, 2008

Candyflip

Something one only does if you take lsd and extacy like they are candy. A mix that produces long lasting problems with emotion and logic.

That kid did a candyflip one too many times and is now even more stupid and more out of control than he or she was before the pure lsd experience.

by goffish July 23, 2008

ayahuasca

A hallucinogenic substance legal in plant form, that consists of plant based maois and dmt.

One kid took ayahuasca and never recovered from the intense experience. A substance not usually meant to be taken by anyone under 23 years of age.

by goffish July 23, 2008

shamanesque

One who knows the way of the shaman but lives no where near the origins of his or her teachings.

That guy had much to say as he was very shamanesque.

by goffish September 29, 2005

yage

Yage is a well known combination of mao-inhibitors and dmt plants. The brew is well known by the South American iquitos tribe etc. It is unlike most hallucinogens including marijuana type products, It causes vivid hallucinations of an lsd or mushroom type variety, yet is far more intense and long lasting. It is the most similar to hallucinogenic mushroom intoxication, yet is far more intense.

He called it by its real name, but he still was not one to behold the message of yage, and thus became very frightened.

by goffish October 4, 2005