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J.U.P.S.- Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.
J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

Also see: soup sandwich, ate up, hot mess
J.U.P.S by reemyb September 24, 2021
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J.U.P.S.
Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

Synonyms include: ate up and soup sandwich.
J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.
J.U.P.S. by reemyb September 7, 2021

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? 

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.
Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m is when you are so magnificently bored that you have gone through every possible combination of typing every letter on your keyboard in a pattern, so you resort to putting periods between every word. Trust me, I am in this deep right now a the point where I am creating my own new word. You can do better than me. Seek help now if possible.
i copied and pasted q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m here because i did not want to type it out again!

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m 

when you've already searched up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and your about to die from being the god of boredom you type a space in between the letters to try and save yourself from boredness
q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m