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Jainted
-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.
-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.
-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted
Related Words
j’ain’t • Taniya jain • Jaint • Jainted • jaint sudes • Bad Jaint • Jain • Jain-aholic • Jain chain • jain of side
jaint
A word that encompasses everything. In it's origin, jaint was used to define a noun, specifically a place (ie - Yo what be crackin up in this jaint?), but has widened it's scope to now include any word in the dictionary. It has become broader than the word fuck, in that not only is it acceptable to use it to replace random words in a sentence, but now it is acceptable to use jaint to replace ALL the words in a sentence.
Jim - "Damn dog! Did you see that jaint? I just jainted the jaint in that jaint!"
Willy - "Jaint jaint jaint, jaint jaint!!!"
Willy - "Jaint jaint jaint, jaint jaint!!!"
jaint by Bryan the Hood Rat May 12, 2008
jaint
1. can mean anything or anyplace imaginable. It's a word to jazz up, or sweeten anything or anyplace. It may be used more than once in a sentance with different meanings to show versitility and economy of ones vocabulary.
Origin, joint
What's the deal with all the hostility in this jaint?
Bill: Wear THAT jaint up in that jaint. I betcha get a reaction.
You're gonna need a jaint for that.
What's the deal with all the hostility in this jaint?
Bill: Wear THAT jaint up in that jaint. I betcha get a reaction.
You're gonna need a jaint for that.
jaint by Duke Impellizeri March 30, 2008
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