Jainted 

To be intoxicated/ Under the influence of painkillers/ narcotics. Specificly percocets

-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.

-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted

Jainted by J Hos December 1, 2014

jainted 

tired/shit

a common negative word

Bro I can't lie you're looking kinda jainted.
This munch is so jainted.

jainted by anonymous January 18, 2022

Double-Jointed Vagina 

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

Double-Jointed Vagina by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

double-jointed-monkey-crawl by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Double jointed pussy 

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

Double jointed pussy by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

Jained 

To get so drunk you pass out, roll off the bed and get your head stuck inside a vomit bucket without regaining consciousness the entire time.

Man, you were so drunk last night!

At least I didn't get jained!

Jained by jainmaster September 30, 2013

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

double jointed ass by silve-ja May 22, 2005