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Persona A- ¡Eres tonto!
Persona B- ¡Jódete!
jódete by Andrew March 15, 2005
Words you can keep
Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon
JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016
Related Words
jódete Jodeterias jodee Jodene Jódate Jodeen Jodeez Jodsters joeter joyete
A very calm,loving girl she's unique, honest and caring. She honest but isn't afraid to speak facts. She's a forever
I love Jodeen she's honest
Jodeen by Realz.com November 14, 2018
A girl that not everybody adores, but she loves herself and doesn't need anybody else's shit.

One who's always crazy, but super-sweet. You'll love her, once you get to know her!
Person 1: You're friends with Jodee?
Person 2: Yeah, she's the best!
Jodee by MackDoesStuff March 9, 2017
Pronunciation: Ho-da-teh
Origin: Spanish

1: Piss off
2: Screw you
3: Go f**k yourself
Ve jódate, maricón.
Jódate by youfeelittoo March 13, 2009

Jodeterias

Palabra referida a las personas que cometan joterias asi dos o mas personas
"El mendigo andy nos puso un @everyone, le encanta cometer jodeterias"
Jodeterias by David_Bogui October 8, 2020
In Puerto Rican slang, it is referred to the anus
A fulana le gusta que le den por el joyete
tengo el joyete sucio
vete a coger por el joyete
joyete by gmaximillian December 31, 2008
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