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jonkin my jeter
a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
jonkin my jeter by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011
Nonce Jotter
As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009
Jeter Move
A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."
Jeter Move by Rex John II February 22, 2015
joepert
A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.
He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.
joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015
Jeter Hood
Jeter Hood by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018
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