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Persona A- ¡Eres tonto!
Persona B- ¡Jódete!
jódete by Andrew March 15, 2005
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Jódate • jdate • Jonaten • jodane • JDATEC • jdater • joater • Jodael • Jodanese • Jodat

Jodeterias

Palabra referida a las personas que cometan joterias asi dos o mas personas
"El mendigo andy nos puso un @everyone, le encanta cometer jodeterias"
Jodeterias by David_Bogui October 8, 2020
a male homosexual

origin. joto in spanish.

same as este and 'tates
"Who the hell is this guy with the goatee on Jay Leno?"
"Oh, it's that jotates from 'Queer As Fuck' . "
"Tsk. Fucking este."
jotates by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004
An internet meeting service, development for the "jewish" men and women of the world.
I met my soul mate... His name is "Jason" and he is such a catch... 6'2 and unemployeed. I AM IN LOVE!!!
jdate by Gottcha-2 July 14, 2003

Jodsters 

an amazing person, sexiest of the sexy and loves hip hop, the coolest of cool... A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. music is her life and wont stop until she make it. she love everyone for who they are but get in her way back the fuck off cause you will get a face full of Jodsters punch and it aint pretty !
Dude she looks kool it must be Jodsters !

Dude:"i was speaking to someone the other day but she looked like she was daydreaming."

Dude 2 " oh that must of been Jodsters."
Jodsters by JJP 440 August 17, 2011
Most unpleasant smelling person on the face of the earth.
You smell like Jodane.
jodane by Gifted one November 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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