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J/P
J/P by @price5233 September 27, 2020
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j.p.
J.P. stands for jewish princess. jewish princess refers to a jewish girl who is very spoiled by her parents, and gets mainly everything she wants.
j.p. by amaziing person December 11, 2008
J.P.
Stands for "Just Pot." It's the weed that is nothing to brag about. Usually reffered to when dealing with the redish brown stuff from mexico. Also reffered to as "Dirt Weed".
J.P. by Chris Duenas August 29, 2005
J.P.
usually a person with a pretty big penis, and a great personality to match. it could stand for initials, while also sneakily meaning Jumbo Penis.
J.P. by ilovemybabyboyfor3ver January 28, 2019
J.P
He is stupidly retarted and likes running around class screaming TIGER! If you meet him your luck will go down 75%. He loves everyone and is gay. He kisses boys and hates people named liam hernandez, Chase Lincaco, Asha Burnaford,and everyone in Egremont.
J.P by J.P Albert February 17, 2020
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