J-Park

A name used to describe a cute little asian that is obsessed with video games and generally studies economics. Typically an underachiever due to various Indian and Asian friends under the steady influence of the pop fictional "Harold and Kumar" the J-Park relishes his unique situation as the underperforming asian. A J-Park is very well tempered and will happily get drunk in group situations. The J-Park often floats social settings bringing with him a positive and serene vibe. The J-Park is a special creature and should be both admired and respected.

Wow how the hell did Kirby just spike me like that? He's a J-Park man he has been studying that shit on the Net all day

Man all (insert name here)'s family went to Berkeley but he is going to UCSD - yeah he's such a J-Park

by RobertGlavas October 15, 2007

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J park is what you call a sweaty kid who smashes all the ugly asian girls in your school and nuts in his PC

J Park
Michael : "Hey look! J Park is smashing those chunky bitches!"

Joe: "Where!"
Michael: "Over by his locker"
Joe: "Oh SHIT he's been so SWEATY"
Michael: "HAHAHA"

by My nigga Burr February 13, 2017

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ross j park

He is your buddy in the corsa.

Wow look at that guy in that corsa, I want him to be my buddy
Ross J Park Pulls Up: Hey Buddy ;)

by Bens Nips March 25, 2021

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jyp opparrr~

person 1: "j.y. park is narcissist"

person 2: "naurrr he's jyp opparr~"

by 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐠𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥. August 4, 2022

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JParker

(noun) JPs are insane daredevils. Every chance they get, they will either try to kill themselves or kill you. During the day, they’re the kinda guy that’ll put ya boi in a headlock and then go buy em’ some friggin Chick-fil-A. But during the night, they’ll overdose on sleep pills, and then try to fight it off with Pepsi because they didn’t read the description on the medicine bottle. And if you start to talk about anything related to poop, he’ll get ticked off and clap you to outer space. In short, If nacho libre and your mom had a child.

Friend 1: ay JP ya wanna go play football?
JParker: Nah bro ski imma go shoot cockroach inside of a shower.

by Skibbi March 19, 2022

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