The Greatest Comedian in the world. one of the funniest men alive, known for his randomness, tendancy to drift off and his well known and catchy things to say. He is a executive transvestite, he describes himself as a male lesbian. he is also partialy dislexic, he used to be fully deslexic, but thts not for now. He is also intersesting besause of his style of comedy, he is not racist, or sexist, or any of these things, he swears, but not at people. He engages the audience and often goes off track. He is a modern comic genius, and a great actor to boot

Guns Dont Kill People, People Kill People, But Monkeys Do To (If They Have A Gun)

This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard

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Izzet

A Turkish name. When people have this name they usually have huge dicks.

1-Did you see how many journalists got arrested in Turkey?
2-Yes, I heard Izzet got arrested too!
1-He was a good man.

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eddie izzard

A European executive transvestite stand-up comedian. Original as well as bizarre, with a hilarious view on life that leaves the mind wondering.

"There are no pyjamas in the valley of the dead!"
"Then we hit a tree. And I died."
The miracle that is Eddie Izzard.

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Eddie Izzard

The cleverest stand-up comic. He's an executive transvestite, and he's best known for Dress to Kill and Circles. He usually uses history for his material, staying away from offending topics like sex and current politics.

"You can't claim us, we live here!
Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"

"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."

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Eddie Izzard

British, transvestie, comedian.
Executive transvestite.

Eddie Izzard is the funniest comedian in the world.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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