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An Izer is a male who disrespects women by sleeping around, playing games,or macking on biddies. In other words he is a the equivalent of a female slut. Its often used by powerful, sexy, independent women who are classier than these scum bags. You can often spot them wearing Timberlands, dark jeans, pop collars, and spend many hours at the gym or playing video games. Their favorite show is Bromance because they desperately relate to it and their boys always come first.
"Last night the bar was filled with mad Izers"
Izer by Amanda Fankford March 16, 2009
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The destroyer. The ender. The final word on any situation. And a crazy rapper.
"Yoooo, Krit goin completely izer, maynn. He got it locked down."

"He gon find you, and you gon fan him. "
izer by GatBuano November 22, 2021
Related Words
Izer Izerman izera izerb izeria Izeriah izerray Google-izer mr.izer

Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
Google-izer by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012
A guy named Colin who is an izer
"Fok around and find out you Izer cunt"
"Hey Mr.Izer all white on sight"
mr.izer by Loco_mi'kmaq August 5, 2023
Izeria is a beautiful girl who is very talented and will make you laugh at anything. she can be a bitch but boys you will fall in love with her, she's very sassy and has bad attitude. Izeria is unique and a very beautiful name.
Izeria looks hot! she would be the perfect girlfriend.
izeria by Riga August 15, 2017
herb, weed, pot, dope, grass, marijuana, ganja, chronic, etc...
Hey my nizzle, where da izerb be at dawg?
izerb by b-don September 5, 2003
a bitch who thinks she has a diva(femal husla)swagg,,and is a wanna be gansta ..

a person who thinks she can beat everyone up
She is suck an izera,,she needs to get over her bitchy se!!
izera by husla July 25, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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