Izerman

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Izerman is a sexy and gorgeous girl, but that is only a disguise to cover her inner self: a demon lizard who can bite you and give you rabies babies. Her long tail can whip you, so make sure to behave ;) She has lots of friends and is the popular girl. She gets sad quite often and wants to turn into a water lizard to swim under the bridge with her other family members on her dad’s side. She also can turn her roast beef into a hotdog, and it tastes very yummy.

Izerman is so sexy, I think ima make her my wifey.

Izerman by izermanlover4L November 24, 2021

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Izerman

Izerman is a beautiful man who loves to sit alone and read books. He usually spends his time rescuing animals and even considers talking to them as on of his many talents. He even has a secret side, preforming as a $tripper on the weekends with a 12 ft shlong.

Woman 1: Woahh!! Izerman is the sexiest man alive, my coochie is TINGLING!!
Woman 2: BACK OFF!! He will eat ME out tonight!!

Izerman by izermaneatsc00ch May 28, 2022

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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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