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Very common in people of African-American decent. It happens when you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.

Jamal: Yo, Malik, lets go to Dashauns house, he having a party.
Malik: Man, I cant. I just ate.
Jamal: Oh, you got itus right?
Malik: Yeah, I ordered some take out from Mings.
Jamal: That place is the shit, yo.
Malik: Mmmm...
Jamal: Malik. Malik?...Dumbass negro.

Itus by Melbug March 11, 2009

Itus

When you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.

Dave was going to come over earlier but he got the itus.

Sarah: why didn’t you call me back last night?
Dave: sorry, I got the itus after dinner.

Itus by Thatscrazybuddy November 29, 2020

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Related Words

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ITUS

An acronym that stands for I Told U So. Used in texting by teenage girls and dickheads that think they are smarter than you in order to rub in the fact that they were right and you were wrong.

Oh she cheated on you? That's a surprise. ITUS! HAHAHA!

ITUS by Barnaby Brownpaste October 12, 2011

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itus

Diverse word; french for itus.

Gotta get dat itus...

itus by DaBoi November 27, 2006

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Smooth Whiskey-itus

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.

Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.

Smooth Whiskey-itus by XanderALX March 8, 2009

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da itus

when u eat too much and u get tired and cant do nothin but sleep.

say for instance you just ate some fried chicken and rice from the chinese spot. ya friends call you up like lets go out. but damn u just ate all that food and u now your tired. you tell your friends maybe in a half i got da itus.

pronounced. I-tus

da itus by Harlemsbestgirl July 24, 2006

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Woodious-Itus

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius

Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus

Woodious-Itus by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

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Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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