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Very common in people of African-American decent. It happens when you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.
Jamal: Yo, Malik, lets go to Dashauns house, he having a party.
Malik: Man, I cant. I just ate.
Jamal: Oh, you got itus right?
Malik: Yeah, I ordered some take out from Mings.
Jamal: That place is the shit, yo.
Malik: Mmmm...
Jamal: Malik. Malik?...Dumbass negro.
Itus by Melbug March 11, 2009
When you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.
Dave was going to come over earlier but he got the itus.

Sarah: why didn’t you call me back last night?
Dave: sorry, I got the itus after dinner.
Itus by Thatscrazybuddy November 29, 2020
An acronym that stands for I Told U So. Used in texting by teenage girls and dickheads that think they are smarter than you in order to rub in the fact that they were right and you were wrong.
Oh she cheated on you? That's a surprise. ITUS! HAHAHA!
ITUS by Barnaby Brownpaste October 12, 2011
Diverse word; french for itus.
Gotta get dat itus...
itus by DaBoi November 27, 2006

Smooth Whiskey-itus 

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.

Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.
when u eat too much and u get tired and cant do nothin but sleep.
say for instance you just ate some fried chicken and rice from the chinese spot. ya friends call you up like lets go out. but damn u just ate all that food and u now your tired. you tell your friends maybe in a half i got da itus.

pronounced. I-tus
da itus by Harlemsbestgirl July 24, 2006

Woodious-Itus 

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius
Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus
Woodious-Itus by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021
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