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lol-itus 

Some one who excesively uses the term 'lol' in emails, text or other forms of electronic comunication
terry: Hey man what you upto later
John: Dunno lol
Terry: Dude whats up with u and lol u have a problem
John: yeah its my lol-itus, lol.
Terry: Fuck that man i aint talking to u no more, ure such a fag
John: lol :-(
lol-itus by CharlieHobbit4 February 24, 2009
A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.

If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.
Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)
Lolitus by Lolologist August 5, 2011
Related Words
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026