itoid 

Noun: a person who sometimes can misspell the word "itiod"

he said "itoid" like he was one

itoid by youdontnnedtoknow January 10, 2021

iToddler 

Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.

Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo

iToddler by Zipdox October 2, 2019

Itid 

The Ibibio word for a woman's vagina. Ibibio is a language spoken in Akwa Ibom state, a southern state in Nigeria.

I love your itid. pussy

Itid by King Antia November 17, 2017

ITTID 

An event where people gather in local parks and ravines to celebrate the absence of work ethic.

First recorded ITTID was just after the discovery of fermentation. Popular in southern European nations which have a high alcohol consumption per capita. Also common amongst nordic countries involved with vodka and rye production. In recent years, has caught on suddenly in southern parts of Canada.

"Hey man, im sick of this class, want to ITTID tonight?"

ITTID by Dr.Feelgood February 28, 2005

iToilet 

The "iToilet" is a prototype for a new range of "iPod white" toilets soon to be released from Apple. The famous "click wheel" that the "iPod" is known for will be placed on the top of the toilet and users can select the strength of their flush. The "iToilet" boasts a PooPoo viewer and Anti-skid. It features WiFi and can download, what Apple calls, "Song Flushes" which will turn on a popular song when you flush. A song that's found it's way to be most popular and downloaded by users is Bachman Turner Overdrive's "Takin Care of Business". The iToilet does not support No.3 and has a label reading "Taking laxatives it wrong."

Some acessories for the iToilet include skins, seat warmer, stylish toilet cleaners and attachable speakers.

LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO: May be balony.

iToilet by GOBias Industries September 19, 2005

itid 

I think I do

But you won't get the game with that chair IFYKWIM
ITID

itid by SometimesCorrect September 26, 2017

itida 

A hot man with a passion for destroying good books

"Itida, cook something for me!"
"I can't, honey, I'm burning my favorite books!"
"Again, Itida? Again?"

itida by itida's bf November 6, 2017