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My Nose Itches 

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you
Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch
My Nose Itches by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

My peepee itches 

You have genital herpes
Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”
My peepee itches by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

My pp itches 

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance
Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis
My pp itches by Randomguyok April 16, 2019

It itches. 

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."
"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."
It itches. by Nick D April 19, 2003

Belly Itcher 

A Belly Itcher is lazy, inactive and sluggish. Belly Itcher can also mean someone who is very silly, giddy or foolish.
1. I invited Kelly over for dinner, but she is being a belly itcher, and is too lazy to come out.

2. Shami was acting like a Belly Itcher when she pulled that prank on me.
Belly Itcher by Alexia Silver December 9, 2008

My pp itches 

Usually said as an indicator that you have the symptoms of a genital infection and will probably die or lose all your money because of it.
Person 1: my pp itches

Person 2: I think you might have genital infection

Person 1: oops
My pp itches by Boot the hoot February 17, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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