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It’s’nt 

A contraction combining not 2 but 3 words: it-is-not. This can be used to say something is not.
β€œWow dude, this roller coaster is gonna be lame”
β€œNah it’s’nt what you are expecting
It’s’nt by Andromeda August 16, 2018
A contraction of the 3 separate words: it is not. Can be used in an argument to quickly gain the upper hand. A "yes-it-is, no-it-isn't" argument is quickly settled with this quick and convenient word.
Person 1: "yes, it is!"

Person 2: "no, It's'nt!"
It's'nt by Kokomo_man February 6, 2005

The fuck it does(n't) 

A response to someone contradicting something that is true.

Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."
This washing machine doesn't wash dishes.
The fuck it does(n't)
The fuck it does(n't) by Quisker September 23, 2017

it'll've'n't 

Loser 1: "Omg you guys are building legos? lemme join"
Loser 2: "Look at how tall aidens lego is"
Loser 1: "Yea it'll've'n't stay there, it'll just fall lol"
it'll've'n't by scarful23 November 23, 2020
Internet chat acronym for "Inspires The Need To Wank"

Used to describe (often in response) something as sexy/hot or in a comedic sarcastic sense.
User1: Hot Pixx of Natalie Portman! <URL>
User2: ITNTW !
ITNTW by Cyberfunk January 11, 2008

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day 

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!
Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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