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The Itnow 

-Noun: The current possession, fad, or highly popular thing of the moment.
1. The Iphone 5 is the itnow, at least until the Iphone 6 comes on the market.

2. I guess her mom just had to have the itnow purse after seeing mine.
The Itnow by Crystal Wagoner November 29, 2012
The state of an object where it is dismantled, tackled, or divided violently by a person into proportions that are no longer a threat. This reaction is usely used in response to a simple and sometimes justified event that one feels unfair or unwanted. This word is never used to the persons face but is often told to a third party who agrees with the event. Also known as "in half"
Jim dosent study, and so he fails the test. Outraged, he tells sarah "Man Mrs. Dranrab gave me a 62 on that test! She better fix that grade before I rip her intwine.", but sarah feels jim should have studied.
intwine by 3rdStSaintsRow June 16, 2008

intwatsicated 

A male who has had an a significant amount of sex with his female partner, and is temporarily unable to function normally.
Dude, you been out with Linda again, your totally intwatsicated!
intwatsicated by Jeff Gawrys October 2, 2003

inTWINition 

An identical twin's inner intuition with their twin
My inTWINition told me my twin was in trouble without speaking to him.
inTWINition by MrBrick May 22, 2014

Intweeting 

to talk through telepathy, to communicate through intuition using theory of mind.
I intweet you when I go to bed.
Could you intweet me and we do a brainstorming?
A good intweeting capability is essential to achive a healthy sex life.
Intweeting by waznan March 1, 2013

ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL 

Stands for: "I thought that was amusing but it was not sufficient to actually make me laugh out loud". Way more accurate than "lol", because let's face it, how many times do you actually laugh out loud when you say that?
"I saw some old lady fall down the stairs today."

"ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL"
ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL by novakattak6 November 4, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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