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islamwich 

(Noun) A sarcastic, slightly satirical, and sometimes humorous blog about the intersection of all things Islamic and Western. Its contents are one slice Muslim, one slice 'merican and all that comes between. But 86 the pork.
I nearly peed my pants when I read the latest islamwich post.
islamwich by 100rabbitfarts January 29, 2014

Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.
Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.
Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy 

A micronation which borders the US state of Virginia known as Qarsherskiy.
I went to see Sufis whirling dervishes in the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy and had a great time.

Islamic Floppaism 

Islamic Floppaism or Islamo-Floppaism is a movement of people who are Islamic fundamentalists and adore or admire Big Floppa and/or floppas. A person who believes in Islamic Floppaism is called an Islamic Floppaist or an Islamo-Floppaist.
Islamic Floppaism is when you are Islamist and adore or admire Big Floppa.
Islamic Floppaism by poggers69420 October 26, 2020

Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with a Grand Slam put into a sandwich instead. They're very popular. You don't get a choice, you must be put down for one. Everyone gets Grand Slamwiches. They're very popular. Two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread all inside a sandwich.
Goddammit I want some pancakes!" "I can slip some pancakes inside your Grand Slamwich ;)" "eeeeewwwwww!
Grand Slamwich by Jadik May 3, 2011

islamicide 

The heinous act of murder caused by a believer of Islam using his own body to deliver a bomb.
the muslim was pissed he did not get his 72 virgins in heaven after his act of islamicide.
islamicide by em bee kay January 14, 2008