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islamwich 

(Noun) A sarcastic, slightly satirical, and sometimes humorous blog about the intersection of all things Islamic and Western. Its contents are one slice Muslim, one slice 'merican and all that comes between. But 86 the pork.
I nearly peed my pants when I read the latest islamwich post.
islamwich by 100rabbitfarts January 29, 2014

Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.
Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.
Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy 

A micronation which borders the US state of Virginia known as Qarsherskiy.
I went to see Sufis whirling dervishes in the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy and had a great time.

Islamic Floppaism 

Islamic Floppaism or Islamo-Floppaism is a movement of people who are Islamic fundamentalists and adore or admire Big Floppa and/or floppas. A person who believes in Islamic Floppaism is called an Islamic Floppaist or an Islamo-Floppaist.
Islamic Floppaism is when you are Islamist and adore or admire Big Floppa.
Islamic Floppaism by poggers69420 October 26, 2020

Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with a Grand Slam put into a sandwich instead. They're very popular. You don't get a choice, you must be put down for one. Everyone gets Grand Slamwiches. They're very popular. Two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread all inside a sandwich.
Goddammit I want some pancakes!" "I can slip some pancakes inside your Grand Slamwich ;)" "eeeeewwwwww!
Grand Slamwich by Jadik May 3, 2011

islamicide 

The heinous act of murder caused by a believer of Islam using his own body to deliver a bomb.
the muslim was pissed he did not get his 72 virgins in heaven after his act of islamicide.
islamicide by em bee kay January 14, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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