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iready
A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.
"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
iready by AidsCentral June 9, 2018
iready
Irfaan
One of the best guys to be friends with. Knows how to keep a girl happy. Also knows how to make money. Basically the man with a plan
Irfaan knows what to do
Irfaan by Urbandictionarymember August 15, 2017
iReady
A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.
Mike: Why are you failing in math?
Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.
Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.
Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.
Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.
iReady by Anubis the Death God March 3, 2016
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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