iready

A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.
"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
by AidsCentral May 24, 2018
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A website that causes suicidal thoughts,depression,ptsd,anxiety,and adhd.
Teacher: Time to get on iready

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
by J T P November 10, 2017
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iready

a school website that has no place in a modern society as it causes procrastination, lowers grades and causes a fit of depression then suicidal thoughts
hey how is math
we have to do iready
what you gonna do to get ready

use amazon prime shipping to get my nylon paracord noose in time to hang myself
by big gunline August 23, 2018
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a really stupid program that cant bring your grades up
by anonimas studant May 08, 2018
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teacher: get on iready
me: shut the flip fucc up ur the reason im depressed-_-
by rose kai is king April 27, 2021
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iReady

a website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education" but it doesn't at all
"iReady is a fun website!" says nobody
by memesking January 12, 2019
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A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.
Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.
by Anubis the Death God November 28, 2015
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