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A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.
Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.
by Anubis the Death God March 03, 2016
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A website for students that teachers think will help their grade, but in reality it makes them want to kill themselves.
Mark: What did you think about the iReady last night?
Joe: It made me want to kill myself.
by Flopcus September 28, 2017
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A website that causes suicidal thoughts,depression,ptsd,anxiety,and adhd.
Teacher: Time to get on iready

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
by J T P November 10, 2017
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A website solely created to break children's' minds!
EX: lets I-Ready these kids!
by Jaff Lastname May 10, 2018
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A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.
"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
by AidsCentral June 09, 2018
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A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.
"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."
by AidsCentral June 09, 2018
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