iphan

someone who is dependent on Apple's popular flagship smartphone, the iPhone. An iPhan typically strives to get the latest release from Apple, and is willing to strike up an argument with an android user.

iPhan: Hey man, could I use your phone to call my friend?
Normal Guy: Yea man, of course!
iPhan: Wait, is this an Android? Ew, I don't wanna touch it! I'm a die hard iPhan!

by techdefs April 4, 2015