invoid

Where humor and intellectualism meet.

www.invoid.net - an invoid forum

by Tom Hayward January 14, 2004

invidation

When a guy invites a girl to an event she really wants to go to, ending up in a possible one date scenario that the girl would never say yes to under any other circumstance.

Girl: I just got an invidation from Peter to go to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Playoff.
Friend: Don't you hate that guy.
Girl: yeah, but they're great seats.

by Muntzzz September 12, 2011

Invoice Me

-To reply jokingly to a threat, or problem as if your being asked for money.

-Stalling for a few more days when being asked for owed wealth.

Johnathan- So buddy, where's my $10 bucks from last week?

Andy- Invoice me, you know I'm good for it.

by SuperX September 26, 2015

Invoice

An offical document detailing payments made, received or owed.

Once I bought the lcd monitor ebay emailed me the invoice shortly thereafter.

by kyle.biddle December 21, 2010

Invidiance

A feeling of hopelessness, dread, insecurity, envy and hatred felt when you see a lifestyle you know you will never live, a beautiful girl you know would never look your way, or an attractive person you know you will never look like.

Different from envy in the sense that invidiance is accompanied by an overwhelming wave of depression and self hatred and usually physically manifests as your stomach turning or aching.

“When I see her walking with that guy who is significantly more attractive than me, I feel a sense of invidiance. I feel sick, sad and hateful towards myself and others.”

by Jonathan Gunkus March 2, 2023

indoid

Accented form of the word "indeed". Used in a humourous or hilarious context in conjunction with other words such as "suckers" and "ass". A superlative form "indoidly" also exists.

Indoid! I did quite get into Maths A.

by Eugene Wong September 14, 2003

Invidable

A combination of invisible and unbeatable.

The player in this video game is invidable, I'm never going to win.

by Mr. B. Stephens September 16, 2017