Vilbert 

The Dilbertization of product development, whereby decisions are driven on whether Validation and Verification is required as a consequence to the decision.

Vilbert decides to continue to use a buggy or inadequate version of a softrware product ( driver, database, add on) becasue doing so would require that a system validation and verification step be taken.

Vilbert eliminates usability features form a product because of the cost and time to market implications of Validation and Verification.

Vilbert by Zeke the Cabin Freak March 2, 2009

Vilbert 

Slang for a menacing European man

"Did you see that fucking jerry vilbert stab himself?"

Vilbert by Unoriginalhorrors March 17, 2022

Vilberg 

A man who often plays with children.

He can be such a vilberg when he visits the kindergarten.

Vilberg by TheBabyGangsta April 5, 2019

valbert 

An alien with the biggest head known to man. It is so big that it stretches to Mars. He is known as ET because

Sam- I saw Valbert today!
Mark- How can you not idiot, his head fill the whole area!

valbert by Anonymoususer12 May 16, 2016

Vielbert 

Marijuana dealear. Looks very thin even though he eats everytime.

Vielbert : marijuana here !

Vielbert by Gigaass September 27, 2018

Velbert 

He's someone who is extremely dramatic smart and intelligent. He has a good sense of of humor and gives his best in whatever he does. He's a very loyal friend too. He has a good stage presence. You are very lucky if you have a velbert in your life. Velbert is shy in the beginning but once he opens up there is no turning back and if you break his trust or hurt him things won't be the same. Velbert is hard working and a sweetheart. He loves to explore things and enjoy life.

Person 1: oh its velberts play on stage now

Person 2: Iv been waiting for this one

Velbert by Blecka November 22, 2021