Displayed on the front and back of a young drivers vehicle who has recently graduated from Learner or Student driver status. It allows the driver to pilot vehicles without supervision and gives them the power of Invincibility against telegraph poles, trees, lamp post and semi-trailers.
First Person: 'Wow Tony, did you see how fast that car was travelling. If the
driver is not careful, they will wrap themselves around that
tree on the next bend'
Second Person: 'No need to worry Ben, they have
Invincibility Plates on. That tree won't stop them. The only thing preventing them from being a
superhero is the lack of a
High Visibility Safety Vest'
Buy a
Invincibility Plates
mug!
A Love Gift is a gift/present given by one's partner/mother that completely falls short of gift/present expectations and will ultimately be a source of decremental humiliation to the recipient by their peers.
The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.
Person One: 'That's a nice
jumper you have on their Blake'
Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a
gift from my
wife'
Person One: '
Thought so, it looks like a
Love Gift'.
