Inversely proportional 

The opposite to directly proportional. A mathematical relationship between two things that can be given by the equation y = k/x, where k is a constant value.
In other words, as one increases, the other decreases by the same amount.

Produces a sloped curve going downwards to a plateau with an x- axis asymptote.

The speed of an object is inversely proportional to the time taken to travel the distance.

Inversely proportional by Mickey_G_ February 26, 2021

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Inverse Intoxication Principle by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength 

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength by jamundertoast December 17, 2010

Inverse Optie 

a y=2x+1 bootie! It goes towards the center of her body. It is either so flat that it makes her neck, back, and knees connect or it is never seen by the eye when she has leggins on.

Her ass is so flat is isnt even visible. INVERSE OPTIE DOE.....

Inverse Optie by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

Inverse Sammy Swoop

When a Sammy brother is forced to walk the girl he wants to hook up with to a cooler frat so she can get with a guy there. The opposite of the Sammy Swoop.

Elliot: “Josh, are you in for poker”
Josh: “I can’t. I told Sophie i would walk her to 4K she wants to hang with those guys”
Elliot: “Classic Inverse Sammy swoop”

Inverse Sammy Swoop by jawnthebaptist March 22, 2020

Inverse Wink

A flirtatious action where one begins with both eyes closed, opens just one eye with a flirty smile (looks the same as traditional flirtatious winking), and then returns to having both eyes closed.

She was trying everything to get his attention but traditional flirting was inadequate; therefore she tried an inverse wink, his attention was caught, and they are now married.

Inverse Wink by juking January 14, 2015

Inverse date 

A date that begins with sexual intercourse, first, to reduce sexual tension and increase the overall enjoyment of the dating experience.

Guy: Why don't we just stay in tonight...?
Gal: I'm really looking forward to insert dating activity, so let's just do an inverse date.

Inverse date by D&C May 24, 2016