inventered 

To invent something stupid

My buddy Rhett inventered a new word.

inventered by Chuck Norris II November 9, 2013

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

inventored 

A synonym of invented and/or created.

Invention of the inventor.

I just inventored this word.

inventored by dukenemesis November 15, 2007

investerection

The sexual arousal caused by a stock portfolio that is making positive returns.

This bull market is giving everyone on Wall Street an investerection.

investerection by Germankid September 3, 2016

Indentured Servitude Curve 

The reference to the curve of the underside of a chest, or breast

Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis

"Vatche has an indentured servitude curve the size of a 40 year old woman"

Indentured Servitude Curve by ggfivetimesnore May 20, 2023

I invented you 

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

I invented you by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

inventure 

inventure (invention+adventure) Ð an adventure of mind, creative and engaging intellectual action.

This book is about the invention of radio, but it reads like a thriller, with one inventure piled upon another.

By cutting reason down to size and establishing its ÒproperÓ limits, Kant encouraged subsequent inventures, a never-ending quest to reach beyond the limits of rational thought.

inventure by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003