Definitions by VegetableMadeBones

White Noise 

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.

"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"

White Noise by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

I invented you 

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

I invented you by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018