introseduce

Similar to introducing, but generally being introduced to someone you find sexually attractive.

Guy to another guy: "I would like to introseduce to this chick I know"

by Kellyphant February 15, 2008

Introdeuce

1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.

2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.

Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."

Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"

Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."

by TheNew90s April 22, 2011

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

by WillieD May 28, 2006

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.

"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008

e-introduce

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email

She e-introduced me to the team

by Luizitto July 12, 2017

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.

Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!

by Kenthar November 27, 2003