introseduce
introseduce by Kellyphant February 15, 2008
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Introdeuce
1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.
2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.
2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.
Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."
Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"
Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."
Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"
Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."
Introdeuce by TheNew90s April 22, 2011
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by WillieD May 28, 2006
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008
e-introduce
e-introduce by Luizitto July 12, 2017
introduced to a brick wall at high speed
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
introduced to a brick wall at high speed by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
allow myself to introduce myself
allow myself to introduce myself by Kenthar November 27, 2003
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