introseduce
introseduce by Kellyphant February 15, 2008
Words you can keep
Introdeuce
1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.
2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.
2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.
Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."
Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"
Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."
Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"
Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."
Introdeuce by TheNew90s April 22, 2011
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by WillieD May 28, 2006
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008
e-introduce
e-introduce by Luizitto July 12, 2017
introduced to a brick wall at high speed
Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed
introduced to a brick wall at high speed by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006
allow myself to introduce myself
allow myself to introduce myself by Kenthar November 27, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.