Introdeuce

1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.

2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.
Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."

Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"

Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."
by TheNew90s April 22, 2011
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Winklevie

To act like the Winklevoss twins, that is:

To contend or vie for something again and again, always without success - and sometimes to the point of being labeled an asshole.
Team rocket winklevies for Pikachu every episode, man. It's not going to happen.
by TheNew90s May 09, 2011
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