intronet

Use of the world wide web (internet) as a network to create oportunities to introduce yourself to others.

The girl uses online dating sites as her personal "intronet"

by Urban Stephen July 19, 2007

Intronet

The Internet, so-called because of its attraction to introverts.

I spent all weekend surfing the Intronet and not talking to a single person face to face.

by Peter May 2, 2006

Intranet

An intranet is a restricted-access or internal network that works like the Internet. It enables employees or those with access to browse or share resources.

The Local intranet was shared only by the friends.

by Larstait November 11, 2003

introretrogestion

A mode of eating popularized by Eric Cartman highlighted by jamming food into the rectum and deficating out of the mouth instead of vice versa. Eric won a $20 bet with his Jew-friend Kyle for proving that introretrogestion is humanly feasible.

Popcorn is one food that would be difficult to eat using introretrogestion.

by Condor September 22, 2006

intrenet

A fancy way of saying the sexual term, "foreplay".

Why don't you ever intrenet with me before we do it?

by Jazzy Man June 20, 2008

intranet

An internet-type system set up on a LAN.

Sometimes mistakenly used to describe the internet by people who know the jargon but not the meaning.

1. My collge has an awesome intranet.
2. I can't get my computer to connect to the intranet.

by beteo January 27, 2004

Intranet Gnome

Your friend who talks trash about everyone's team in a private group thread, spreading hate and vitriol but doesn't have any allegiance to any team.

Wow, (intranet gnome pal) really had fun lambasting us this weekend when everyone's team imploded in the 4th quarter...

by gobirds13 October 16, 2023