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introducted

An abduction in order to meet someone.
At university I had was introducted to a runaway who'd stolen my watch now working for us.
by Skews Me June 23, 2023
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neo-introductionism

Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.
The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.
by Brendanbot5000 October 2, 2011
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Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.
Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?
by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010
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introdouched

When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves
John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.
by datnig052 July 7, 2011
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Theory of Introduction

A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"
by tymbernz November 23, 2006
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'
by WillieD May 28, 2006
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008
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