internetable 

A term coined by Amalia G. (4) in 2020 to identify devices that can be connected to the World Wide Web.

Is this tablet still internetable?

internetable by Mnjag July 16, 2021

internetainers 

The mash-up between "internet" and "entertainers" to describe the job of YouTubers Rhett and Link.

Person #1: "Hey, you' ve got to check out theses internetainers"
Person #2: "Who?! What?!"
Person #1: "Amazing people from the internet named Rhett and Link"

internetainers by Randler Beast November 19, 2015

internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

internetaverted by theadamkomar June 5, 2013

Internetless 

Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.

I was on the train to Coventry yesterday and the carriages didn't have wi-fi internet so I was totally internetless!

Internetless by Anthony Douglas August 22, 2008

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

internetlessness by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internetalize 

To internalize something you’ve just seen or read on the internet.

“I internetalize a lot of what I see on Google.”

internetalize by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

internetlessness by Wilman March 12, 2008