internet penis

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Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs.

Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."

Synonymous with e-penis

+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.

You're the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make Dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in "Legend of Binkly". Your internet penis is -huge-.

internet penis by Honor April 19, 2006

Words you can keep

internet penis

Internet Penis: This is an expression that obviously means sonebody's "penis" over the internet. Somebody might order an internet penis, or use one to, say, wave it in someones face in online gaming.

Email: Helo Tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<---

..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......

Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*

internet penis by ZuumTec October 26, 2006

internet penis

How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.

Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!

internet penis by Jack Carter April 3, 2004

Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

Internet Penis Size Contest by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006

internetpenis

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.

my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.

internetpenis by glennar August 11, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026