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The Ass- Insults 

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

Three Great Insults

The three (3) great insults are known as: ok boomer, no u, and ur mom gay.
Boomer: You kids can't do anything these days!
Zoomers: * pulls out Three Great Insults*
Zoomer 1: ok boomer
Zoomer 2: no u
Zommer 3: ur mom gay
Boomer: *dies*
Three Great Insults by meinufakku November 30, 2019

Alliteration Insults 

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.
Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.
Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.
empty insults by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

alliteration insults 

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.
Bum bandit
Beef bayonet
etc
alliteration insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

Assonance Insults 

Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.
Assonance Insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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